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It all happened in P.E.

2007-08-14T14:51:00.000-07:00

hello fans, this is tommy. i have bad news; i...sprained my pinky! i was doing some basket ball drills in P.E. and i caught the ball wrong. it crushed my poor pinky against the palm of my hand! My pinky swelled up to the size of a bowling ball! now i have a giant cast on my hand.

p.s. I'll have pictures soon

hilarious image of the week

2007-08-12T09:35:00.001-07:00

Where's that dog huntin' cat?!

Joke of the week

2007-08-12T09:05:00.000-07:00

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can't see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen... Nothing. One of them says, "Man, that's a deep hole!"
Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently... They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!
The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, "Boy that was close! We'd better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!".
So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.
"Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?", one of the men asked.
The farmer replies, "Yeah, why do you ask?"
The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.
The farmer said, "Well boys, I don't think that was my goat. You see, my goat is really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I have him tied to a big, old cinder block."

Tommy's arcade

2007-07-31T06:10:00.000-07:00

hello,
this is tommy. and I've got something for you. Video gammes! just go to the very bottom of the page and click on play.

hilarious image of the week

2007-07-15T14:15:00.000-07:00

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4)
1)I'm not going out like this

2)I know the sum of 8,000,000,953 + 4,009 X 9,807,672 - 500,987,097 do you ? huh. huh.

3)I can not believe I'm doing this for 5.50 an hour!

4)Hyyyaaaa! there new jet li in town!

Joke of the week

2007-07-15T13:54:00.000-07:00

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
Any kind! A house can't jump!

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?
John: What good would that do, she can't read!

What do you get when you give a T-Rex a pogo stick?
Huge holes in your drive way

Barney: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?
Billy: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road .
Barney: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?
Billy: To get away from the Triceratops !

Music

2007-06-22T09:59:00.001-07:00

I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish.com.

In manaus

2007-06-21T13:46:00.000-07:00

Hello,
We just spent 8 days in manaus,amazonas;with a team from harvest christian center. we went to 6 services and saw many people filled with the holy spirit.

Joke of the week

2007-06-21T11:53:00.000-07:00

Son: Mommy,Mommy can I lick the bowl?
Mom: No! You'll have to flush like every one else!

Hilarious image of the week

2007-06-21T11:47:00.000-07:00

I'm a ge... hu-hu-hu-Hu-chooooo,genious.

Hilarious image of the week

2007-06-06T11:47:00.000-07:00

"I love dog hunting!"

Joke of the week

2007-06-06T11:30:00.000-07:00

What do you call a 20 ton, 2 headed monster?
sir.

Hilarious image of the week!

2007-06-03T10:58:00.000-07:00

1-) "Stop making fun of me guys, It's not funny"

2-) "Ooops I need to stop eating those carl jr. breakfast burritos!"

3-) "THAAAT FEEEELS GOOOOD!"

INTRODUCING the new Hilarious image of the week! Every week i will select a random day & hilarious picture with caption. make sure you check often so yo dont miss it! today i will do three images.

joke of the week

2007-06-03T10:44:00.000-07:00

What do you get when you cross a T-rex with a dog?
a very nervous mail man.

Joke of the week(s)

2007-05-26T10:20:00.000-07:00

sorry, it's been kinda hard to find time to post these days.
I'm doing 3 jokes today because I missed 3 weeks.

How do you get a onearmed doofus out of a tree?
Wave to him.

what do you do when a doofus throws a hand gernade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What hapend to the doofus who got a new boomerang for his birth day?
He spent the next 2 days trying to get rid of the old one.

Joke of the week

2007-05-11T07:11:00.000-07:00

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a caterpiller?
Drumsticks for everyone!

Joke of the week

2007-05-03T12:15:00.000-07:00

How do you sink a submerine of fools?
Knock on the door

I miss him already!

2007-04-22T08:03:00.000-07:00

Sorry if you think this post is a waste of time, but I found this cool picture and wanted to post it. But not with out an explanation.
In the 2006-2007 marvel comic series "Civil War", the beloved super hero(the best one) "Captain America" was reported dead!!
the head of marvel comics "Stan Lee" might find a way to bring him back, but the final say in this is yet to be said. In other words, I miss captain america!

Joke of the Week

2007-04-22T05:30:00.000-07:00

Why did the gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's shoe.

IT'S A NEW DOG

2007-04-19T10:21:00.000-07:00

Last night we got a new Basset Hound that we named Buck! He's very cute, long & short. He is 3 months old. Here are some pictures of him.
And today is our 1 year aniversry for living in brazil!

P.S Armondo, tell petey he's still my best doggy friend.

A field trip

2007-04-17T12:30:00.000-07:00

On friday we went to the Museum of "Lingua Portugues". First we went to watch a 10 minute movie then the screen opened up like a secret passege. then words started flying around. Of course me and my dad didn't understand anything they were saying, but the display was cool. then we went to "CORPO HOMANO" Where we looked at dead bodys live... well dead but in person. I'll spare my readers the details. It was cool. we couldn't take pictures in "corpo homano" but we have pictures from in the museum.

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2007-04-17T12:18:00.000-07:00

Look at the picture,and get ready to be bamboozled! count how many people you see. Then after it mixes up count again. Do you see 12 or 13?

Joke of the Week

2007-04-16T09:46:00.000-07:00

Why Do Gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!

Jokes of the week (Easter)

2007-04-08T05:44:00.000-07:00

1. Why Does the Easter Bunny Bring Eggs?
Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job

2. Two Choclate bunnys are sitting in the
fridge One of them is missing an ear which has been bitten off,
One says "happy Easter" what does the other one say?
"huh?"

3.What Do You Call a Rabbit With Flease?
Bugs Bunny

Joke Of The Week!

2007-04-06T11:11:00.000-07:00

I don't post to much do I? That's going to end on Easter Sunday, The 8th of April. Now I will have something to post about every week! Introducing the new...JOKE OF THE WEEK!

at the Amazonas

2007-03-25T10:54:00.000-07:00

We just got back from a 7 day trip to the river and in Manaus with a team from elk city oklahoma. I cought 5 cat-fish and 2 other fish who I do not know the species of. I found a capuchin monkey skull and I got baptized in the river Nicky did too. After 5 days on the river we went to the tropical hotel in Manaus. There we took archery lessons, made bracelets, swam & looked at the zoo. Capuchin monkeys threw sand at Nicky.we went shopping in the market. I bought a bow and 2 arrows. So all together we had lots of fun.

pastor Daniel's church

2007-03-09T03:11:00.000-08:00

Hi, sorry I haven't posted in a while, the blogger wasn't working for a day anyway,
we went to Pastor Daniel's church; my dad preached on healing and me,Nicky,Blake & Keri prayed for people who needed healing during the alter call.

A Trip To SAO PAULO...and starbucks

2007-02-25T09:07:00.000-08:00

Hi, The reason I haven't been posting for a while is because I spent 3 days in SAO PAULO one of the biggest citys in the world! And I got to stay in a hotel that was right across the street from the only STARBUCKS in Brazil! We went there every day. I realy missed it.

meet Jimmy

2007-02-20T16:43:00.000-08:00

Hi,
We found this frog outside of Pastor Mark and Helba's house. We couldn't keep him but hopefuly we will see him again. He was realy fast and when ever my dad pointed the camera at him he stopped to pose

Meu favorito garcon

2007-02-20T16:33:00.000-08:00

This is benedito. He's my favorite garcon at my favorite restaurant Minuano. He brings us drinks, puts sugar in our juice, chops our meat and even scoops our ice cream! He had a hurt knee but we prayed for it and the next time we saw him it was healed!

Skating in brazil

2007-02-20T09:23:00.000-08:00

Hi,
These are some pictures of me and nicky @ the skate park. Please pray that we will learn to skate fast and even have opratunitys to tell local skaters about the gospel and the words to do so.

grand opening!

2007-02-20T08:11:00.000-08:00

Hello, This is tommy. Founder of "tomMY's world"! And I'm telling you to come back soon so you can read about my adventures and daily stuff.